The French

I wrote this a long time ago. I still think its funny and relevant

To all patriotic Americans:

With the recent anti-French sentiment in the US, I have come up with an anti-French plan to rival those already in place. In case you haven't heard of those plans, some of them include boycotting French restaurants, re-naming "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries", and "French Toast" to "Freedom Toast", both of which are in place in our nations capital. My plan involves a great icon of the United States that was a gift from the French. Thats right, the Statue of Liberty. What better way to show those frogs we really hate them than to GIVE them back a gift they gave to us. We should re-gift the Statue of Liberty. Or better yet Lady Liberty is made of copper right? We should melt her down and use the copper to make full metal jackets for our bullets, and then use them to shoot the French when we invade their country.
Justification? You say you want justification for the invasion of France? Ok. They sold or were complicit in selling material that could be used for biological and chemical weapons to Iraq in the early 80's, wait a second... so was the United States. Scratch that. How about the fact that they refuse to help us in Iraq? Yes thats more like it. Because France has decided not to support the United States in the "Campaign to disarm the Iraqi regime, and free the Iraqi people" They are guilty of harboring and aiding terrorists. Sons of bitches! We can't let those frogs, or any one else for that matter, have a free thought or action. If they aren't going to tow the line them lets take them out. American citizens included!

Désirent ardemment de phase les Etats-Unis et la mort à d'autres!
Long live the United states and death to others!