Rant 3

There has always been a big stink about illegal immigrants in this country, should we let them stay or should we kick them out. I say let them stay and apply for legal status. I am a first generation immigrant, my parents came to the US when I was 4 and we came here legally. We struggled hard in the beginning and it was tough but our family succeeded.

People in the US are always pissing and moaning because they say illegal immigrants take jobs away from US citizens. I say FUCK YOU! Most of the jobs they take are jobs that nobody in the US are willing to do. They pick fruits and vegetables, they wash our cars, take care of our children and all kinds of other jobs. If we set up a guest worker system, and did background checks etc. It would be easier to keep track of these people and make sure they pay their taxes. It should also be a requirement to ensure they learn to speak English.

This doesn't mean I like illegal immigrants though.

Earlier this week the big news was the student walk outs around the country. Fuck them, the stupid little pieces of shit. Most of them couldn't tell you why they were walking out, they just thought it would be a good way to get out of school for the day. All the news channels were saying that now congress would have to wake up and start listening to the Hispanic population, and the students. BULLSHIT! Most of the students were under 18 so they can't vote and if their parents are illegal then they can't vote either. So who fucking cares? Those stupid Mexican kids should have stayed in class and actually learned something rather than playing in the fucking pool at city hall. The drop out rate for Hispanics in Texas is over 50% and they consistently score lower on standardized tests.

Why you ask? Because they have grown up in America land of the fat and lazy. Where it's not good enough for you to go out and work for a living you have to have everything handed to you. Where the only thing that matters is the bottom line.

Rant 2

So I was in my favorite store the other day and I had to take a shit. I hate going number 2 in a public restroom its just wrong. So I walk in squeezing my ass cheeks together and all of the stalls are being used, even the handicapped one. The only thing handicapped about the jack ass in there was his flatulence. A stall cleared and I made my way over to it. I was not about to sit on a toilet seat that had just been occupied by some old geezer so I was relieved to see that they had the toilet seat covers. I am fully aware that it is just the tiniest slip of paper separating my ass from the seat but it is the illusion that I am not sitting on the seat that counts.

I pull out a cover and carefully detach the center ring, and place it gingerly on the toilet seat. I turned around and started to pull down my pants when I heard this whoosh! When I looked at the toilet the cover was gone. I placed another on the seat turned around and whoosh, a second was gone. Now I was getting mad. Mother fucking toilet stealing my covers? I placed a third and, you guessed it whoosh. It was only then that I realized that it was one of those self flushing toilets. I ended up squatting like a fucking dog, cause there was no way my ass was going to touch the still warm toilet seat.

This just goes to show you what a lazy good for nothing society we live in. Its ok to have a urinal be auto flush because unless your some kind of contortionist you can't get your foot that high, but a regular toilet any one can reach. Its a sad statement that you have to install auto-flushers, because most people are too goddamn lazy to flush the toilet themselves.

Here's another problem with the auto-flusher. What if you want to inspect your movement? You might have lost some internal organ, or passed something that a guy named Pedro needs delivered. You can't do that if the second your ass is off the seat, the toilet flushes. Do you think Pedro will like that excuse if he doesn't get his shipment? What if you needed to know the last time you ate corn?

Rant 1

I am so tired of working with these customers that like to think that they know what they are talking about because they have a video camera and a computer. Most of them are so far way from reality in that aspect that it sickens me.

Take these morons today. They spent several thousand dollars renting a camera and shooting the precious daughter of one of them, but it all looked like shit and sounded like shit. Half the time it was the "blair witch project" half the time it was just the fucking floor "OOOOOHHH look at how pretty Brenda is. OOO listen to how good she sounds." Yeah like an elephant giving birth.

And then this other guy who spent thousands of dollars of company money on equipment to "produce quality videos" and then shoots it all outside on a noisy fucking street and then comes to me and begs me to help him fix it. Sure I can fix it give me the fucking camera and you lock yourself in a closet, tool.

It's great that there are these advancements because it, in most cases, makes my job easier but then you get these people, and suddenly you are an ass because you want to charge them money for something they think they can do at home. "Well I have a DVD burner at home can't I just edit there?" Yes fuck nuts but it will look and sound like shit, but who fucking cares cause Aunt Mille will be so impressed that she'll just lay down and spread 'em for you. Fuck you.

I am also tired of every yokel that walks in the door and wants their shitty home videos done for less than other people want to pay for them. And then there is the ever popular question,"Now I can just put this DVD in my computer and edit it right?" If you could do that you dildo then why the fuck are you asking me. "Yes Ma'am if you have the right software and half a mother fucking brain."

Who likes hippies anyway?

Ok, here is the deal. I actually have a life and Al, well Al is Al lets just leave it at that. I am not sitting in my big ass fancy house driving my new mercedes around a town where half the population are poor starving hippies, mexicans and indians. Ok we'll leave the hippies out of the equation because who likes hippies anyway. Nor am I on the golf course supporting the turf and fertilizer industry, who are well known polluters of our streams, lakes and rivers. For that matter I have a lush green lawn where I am SUPPOSED to have one, not in the FUCKING DESERT. What kind of slack jawed yokle has a water sucking lawn in a desert. You do fucker. You know who I am talking about.

Screw you Wal-Mart