Whatever

So I just spent the last 20 minutes perusing the fabulous Drudge Report for news stories to rant on. The problem is there are just too many. One talks about Obama being a liar, no big surprise there, what politician isn't? Another discusses how Obama's campaign is accepting untraceable donations, an easy way to break the law. I have never been so un-enthusiastic about the presidential election, well since the last presidential election. I am thinking that I am going to vote for Bob Barr or Ron Paul, or even Ralph Nader just to voice my apathy and disappointement at the current political situation.

What?

Joad Cressbeckler for President!

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Rant 26 - What a bunch of retards!

So stories like this are all over the news lately. My problem is that retards don't know they are retards. So whats the deal? Howard Stern asked 2 of the most famous retards, Wendy the Retard and Gary the Retard if they wanted the word retard dropped from the collective vocabulary and they both said "No fucking way" I believe Gary even went so far as to threaten violence if the word "retard" was taken away. Thats just what we need is an angry toothless retard running around. I think most of the people are just jumping on the band wagon. How many hundreds of movies have the word "retard" in them?
I also saw a news clip last night that had all these regular people, with a bunch of retards protesting. The regular people all had angry looks on their faces, while all the retards were smiling. Shit they were just happy to be out of the house and have their helmets off, they don't have a clue what they are protesting. Why? Because they are retarded.

Retards unite! Don't let non-retards tell you what you can and can't be called!

Rant 25 - What the F?

Read this.


Why don't the legislators take a pay cut? No they have to fuck over the little man. If I was living in California I would be asking what the hell are you doing with my money? California has some of the highest taxes in the country and they can't balance the budget?

Rant 24 - John Wiley Price = Asshole

I heard this on Howard Stern this morning and could believe every word. John Wiley Price has been a thorn in the side of the Dallas City Council since his illiterate constituents elected him to be on the city council. The bigger story here though is the blatant racism displayed by this moron. No one would think twice about opening their mouths if he called some one a honky, or whitey, or some other racist remark. Lets examine a few things that would piss off this moron. The game of pool, because a white ball hits a black ball. The stated "black hole" in the article. I'm sure he would be upset about "Angel Food Cake" because it's white, and "Devil's Food Cake" because it's black. Any others?

Rant 23 - Come on

The key word in this entire article is "cartoon".

Political cartoons have been a mainstay in American politics for generations. I think Obama and all the other clowns clamoring for an apology need to reacquaint themselves with "A Modest Proposal" and other works of satire.

Rant 22 - An American Hero!

Joe Horn is an American hero! That liberal whore Diane Sawyer doesn't understand that this man protected himself from 2 ILLEGAL aliens who rushed at him after breaking into his neighbors house and stealing their property. As far as we know these men might have been terrorists! Since when should innocent people have to sit idly by and do nothing while they or their neighbors are victimized?

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
-Albert Einstein


All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
-Edmund Burke

Rant 21 - I've fallen and I can't get up

This news story is just flat out disgusting. It is reminiscent of the story of the old guy who was hit by a car and left in the middle of the road. People just walked past and didn't even bother to help him, cars actually swerved around this guy. The only difference is that this lady was IN THE HOSPITAL. What is this cuntry coming to when the hospital can't even take care of the people in the waiting room? This old hag was dying for an hour! You gotta love the guy in the text of the article who comes up to her and kicks her with his foot like she was road kill.

Rant 20 - RISD fires, sues employee hit by van on campus

You can read the full story here.

I hereby renounce my affiliation with the city of Richardson and Richardson ISD. I grew up in Richardson and attended RISD schools and you can see what wonderful schools they are. But after seeing this story on the news last night I am disgusted beyond words. Anyone who has seen "SiCKO" knows the state of health care in the US and by now we have come to expect that Workers Comp in the state of Texas is completely inadequate. What really burns me up about this story though is that the fucking RISD not only fired the guy because he couldn't work due to his injuries, but now they are suing him to recover the cost of his treatment from his work related injuries! What the hell did he pay insurance for? Money came out of his paycheck, as well as thousands of other RISD employees, every month and went to the insurance company. Another thing that pisses me off is when you watch the video of the deposition the scumbag lawyers confuse and harass this guy (who is autistic). You people should be ashamed of yourselves; first for even agreeing to take this case, and second for treating this guy with so little respect.
I am astonished that this guy or some other blood sucking lawyer isn't counter suing the RISD and the van driver's insurance, after all he was hit by a car on school property.

I think the RISD and the lawyers that work for them deserve the "Shit Head" of the year award.

A momentous occasion!

The Supreme Court upheld the Second Amendment today. Read the decision here.

Rant 19 - Boo Hoo

So after reading this news story I thought to myself, "Boo fucking hoo lady!" What about all of the other paying passengers on that plane? Should they all suffer because of your crying, out of control child? Yes, yes, the child is autistic, and doesn't process information like a normal child, but what fucking two year old hell spawn can process information? Especially in this day and age when it is thought to be more appropriate to coddle and give in to a child's tantrums than to pull out your belt and beat the living daylights out of them. Furthermore, this hag is throwing in the fact that her child is autistic to gain sympathy, plain and simple.

Lets face it we are raising a nation of pussies. 20 years from now Iran or North Korea or some other whacked out fundamentalist shit hole country will begin to threaten us and we'll ask them in our nice voice to "Calm down or your going to have to sit in the naughty seat." or "I think you just need a hug" Fuck that, just push the button, thats what its there for.

Rant 18 - Good!

Well it's about time that some one stood up and said enough is enough. What I'm curious about is why none of these stars have turned the tables on the paparazzi? If I was famous I would hire a photographer to follow the photographer around. Stand outside of his house and take pictures of his wife and kids, go through his garbage, camp outside of his house for days on end and just generally harass him.
The only problem would be that I, and the photographer I hired, would get slapped with a restraining order or arrested for harassment. But these tools get way with it because some bored fucking housewife in Pierre, South Dakota, just has to see what or who, Jennifer Aniston is fucking this week. So she can fantasize about her life with Brad.

For all of you George Clooney fans, here is a great candid shot.

Wow

Holy crap! It has been so long since I posted to this thing! I remember when I started this blog I said "Shit if Al can do it I can do it" Well it looks like it's not as easy as I thought. I just don't do it enough. There are plenty of things that piss me off and I want to spout about them but sometimes it is just too tedious. Any way there is no reason I can't do weekly updates, I really only work 20-30 hours a week at this stupid job, so I have plenty of time.