Rant 6 - Special Request

I don't normally do this but I had a special request for a Rant. Normally if one were to ask me "Oh great one, please do us the kind favor of letting us bestow our retched eyes on one of your works of art?" "Fuck you peon" is more often than not my reply. But since this is an old dear friend I thought, "What the hell".

We have this friend that when it comes to women is the biggest whiniest bitch on the face of the planet. I threw a party a few weeks back and he declined to attend because he had gotten in a fight with his little sister, no wait his daughter, well whoever the fuck she is she is young enough to be either one of them. I mean she just finished suckling on the teat of her mother, and Thomas is trying to hit it. Actually he wasn't trying to hit it and that's part of the problem. A piece like that? Come on Thomas. I've told him time and again quite being so nice to women, they like assholes. I'm an asshole and somebody was fool enough to marry me! Now I have someone that cleans the house, cleans the dishes, and does my laundry. I even on occasion get laid and it doesn't cost me any thing! My point is there's more pretty girls than one.

Rant 5

Instead of the illegals here trying to fight for rights they should be in Mexico fighting to get better jobs, a government that is not corrupt, taking back their homes and streets from drug dealers. Don't come to the U.S. and bitch about wanting a fair shake when you can't stand up for yourselves in your homeland.