Freezing Cold

I have become what I always despised. I am now one of those tools that runs off to the local mega-lo-mart and stocks up on items that will be readily available in 2 days. This is Texas for fucks sake. Since I have been a wee little child the motto has always been if you don't like the weather in Texas wait five minutes and it will change - I ran off to the grocery store last night with the spousal unit and we purchased large amounts of food that barely fit in our Maytag. I have also recently purchased a 7 gallon water container that I refill on a regular basis. Today I went and hastily purchased new wind shield wipers because I was not satisfied with the performance of the current ones. "Sorry fellas I like you and all but your just not doing it for me, so adios" Also purchased black plastic and acrylic Ice scraper, because I don't have one and you know some day I might need it